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31 March 2011 @ 11:10 am
Dungeons and Dragons  
Title: Dungeons and Dragons
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100 x 2
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Rating: R
Challenge: Written for hd100's prompt: Dungeon
Author's Notes: Voyeurism/exhibitionism.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


Dungeons and Dragons


“This game’s stupid,” Ron declared. “Right, Harry?”

Harry shrugged. “I guess.”

“It’s not stupid,” Hermione insisted. “I enjoyed treasure hunts as a child.”

Ron rolled his eyes. “Well you’re not a child now. If you want treasure that badly, just Summon it. Luna’s mental.”

“Where’s the fun in that?” Hermione asked. “And she’s not. Now hush and help me look for what she hid.”

“Er, I’ll be back later,” Harry said, hurrying away.

“Where’s he going?” whined Ron.

Hermione smirked. “Well we are in the Slytherin dungeons. Maybe he’s after his own treasure.”

Ron frowned. “Huh?”

Hermione sighed. “Never mind.”


After minutes of searching for Luna’s hidden treasure, Hermione wanted to slap Ron. “Stop whining,” she snapped. “If this game’s so miserable, return to Gryffindor.”

Ron sputtered. “But everyone’s off treasure hunting.”

“Then maybe you should help me hunt so we can leave the Slytherin dungeons sometime tonight,” Hermione suggested.

Flushing, Ron immediately buckled down, helping her search. When, a minute later, they heard moans, they both hurried towards the sound.

Rounding the corner, they skidded to a stop. Harry was on his knees, being thoroughly shagged by Draco Malfoy.

As Ron gaped, Hermione smirked. “See? Harry found his treasure.”

Current Mood: working
Rike: Beth - Evil Plannimielle on March 31st, 2011 06:14 pm (UTC)
This is so awesome! *snickers*

I think Luna might have had an incling about what would happen! :D
alisannealisanne on April 2nd, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
Luna always seems to know, doesn't she?
Thank you so much, sweetie! *hugs*
Tale Kaylertalekayler on March 31st, 2011 09:04 pm (UTC)

Harry got the best treasure of all, I think. ♥
alisannealisanne on April 2nd, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
Mmm, yeah, I think so, too. *g*
Thank you, hon! :)
twilight_tones: drarrytwilight_tones on April 8th, 2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
Hah! This made me laugh
alisannealisanne on April 8th, 2011 07:27 pm (UTC)
Yay that I gave you a chuckle!
Thanks so much. :)